An updated version of the ABBA number
I work all night, I work all day
On schemes I know will pay their way
What a cad!
I keep them under wraps you see
Hidden from the HMRC
Is that bad?
In my dreams, my bold tax plan
Will make me a wealthy man
Some people think it’s all a scam
Not so me, I don’t give a damn
Money, money, money
With Appleby
In the offshore world
Money, money, money
Out the country
In the offshore world
Aha-ahaaa
All the tax that I save
Now I’ve sent all of my money
To the offshore world
To the offshore world
A tangled web, I weave and spin
That I can hide my money in
I’m so bad!
In UK colonies I find
Opacity brings peace of mind
Makes me glad!
As I deceive, no trace I leave
You innocents are so naive
My tax bounty I’ll soon receive
My just rewards, I do believe
Money, money, money
With Appleby
In the offshore world
Money, money, money
Out the country
In the offshore world
Aha-ahaaa
All the tax that I save
Now I’ve sent all of my money
To the offshore world
To the offshore world
©Tim Wilcock