As the GOP politics in the USA descends to the juvenile level, why not use a well-known children’s song to satirize it? Especially since the Republican Party takes an elephant as its symbol – what could be more appropriate? Lovely image from the Internet
Got to vote, election time again
But where’s the intelligent candidate
And is there one that’s sane?
Who’s this man, coiffed and oh, so vain
With perm-a-tan this daft old man
Has launched his mad campaign
Donald the Affluent’s on the stump
At the Republican circus
There he is, look, trumpety trump
Trump, trump, trump
Donald misogynist has the hump
With women, wops and papists
There he is, look, trumpety trump
Trump, trump, trump
Day by day, it’s clear he has nothing to say
A vacuum, believe me, chum
He just plays golf all day
His toupee is really a give away
He’s thin on top with not a lot
To absorb all that hair spray.
Make him irrelevant, ditch the chump
And send him home from the circus
Bring him back down with a bumpety bump
bump, bump, bump
What a malevolent, hair-brained loon
Don’t vote him into the White House
Vote him down, he’s just a big clown
Down, clown, down.
He says a lot that’s appalling and, by the way,
If you’re black, not white, be prepared to fight
Or he’ll have you locked away
Donald’s irrelevant, just a chump
In a big political circus
And down he’ll fall with a thumpety thump
So DUMP THE TRUMP!
© Tim Wilcock