Tim has updated his Nellie the Elephant to take account of Trump’s first 100 days in the White House. Luckily, most of his grand plans have come to nothing so far
Such a shame, you voters must take the blame
Electing the pearly toothed candidate
Whose Tweets ran his campaign
Now this man, coiffed and oh, so vain
Don’t give a damn, if his grand plan
Flushes immigrants down the drain
How did America manage to get
Such a chump in the White House
There he is, look, Tweeting old Trump
Tweet, Trump, Tweet
This racist, misogynist has the hump
With Syrians, blacks and wasters
There he is, look, Tweeting old Trump
Tweet, Trump, Tweet.
Day by day, he’s locking them all away
He’ll build a wall that’s really tall
To keep those wops at bay
Fake news Tweets, he thinks this is OK
And America first means things get worse
If you ain’t in his US of A
How did America manage to get
Such a chump in the White House
There he is, look, Tweeting old Trump
Tweet, Trump, Tweet
This racist, misogynist has the hump
With Syrians, blacks and wasters
There he is, look, Tweeting old Trump
Tweet, Trump, Tweet.
When Putin comes a-calling, they’ll both go off and play
Stuff what Merkel wants, will be their response
As they send her on her way
Trump the irascible now holds sway
In the global political circus
Four more years means this I fear
It’ll end in tears!