Ground Control to Kim Jong-un
Ground Control to Kim Jong-un
Aiming missile now
Won’t be very long
(Countdown overlay from 10 to Lift Off)
Ground Control to Kim Jong-un
Missile loaded, oh what fun
Wind elastic band
And wait for your command
This is Ground Control to Kim Jong-un
Trump’s really quite afraid
His people want to know who cuts your hair
Now it’s time to push the button if you dare
This is Kim Jong-un to Ground Control
This time you must succeed
Or your instant termination’s guaranteed
And you’ll pretty soon be pushing up the weeds
Oh dear, let’s tighten up the rubber band
Fire into the sky
Bid a fond goodbye
And just hope that it will fly
You make Kim Yong very cross
See, it’s falling just like lead
If that missile flops you’re all as good as dead
You will boil in oil and then will lose your head
Ground Control to Fat Boy Kim
It’s another flop, let’s jack this in
Chuck the missile in the bin
Chuck the missile in the bin
Chuck the missile in the bin
Chuck the ….
Oh, now it’s heading towards Pyongyang
What will it do then?
Our leader’s in a stew
There is nothing we can do.
© Tim Wilcock 2017