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Here’s a How-de-Do (RyanAir)

 

Here’s a how-de-do
Need the bloody loo
Ryan Air is just so greedy
Won’t provide loos for the needy
What am I to do?
Here’s a how-de-do
Here’s a how-de-do

 

Here’s a pretty mess
Ten kilos or less
That’s all I can take as luggage
Or they’ll charge me excess baggage
There is no redress
Here’s a pretty mess
Here’s a pretty mess

Here’s a state of things
Seating that just brings
Body postures with contortions
Damages your lower portions
Makes your nadgers sting
Here’s a state of things
Here’s a state of things

With a passion that’s intense
I hate and I abhor,
And their clients are incensed
They will not take it anymore.
If you fly with them too,
They’ll make a mug of you!
Fleece you ‘till your cash runs dry
Tell you that they cannot fly
Dump you nowhere high and dry!
Leave you to wonder why!

Here’s a how-de-do
Here’s a how-de-do
Here’s a how-de-do

Ryan Air, it’s sad but true
Just take the Michael out of you
Here’s a pretty, pretty state of things
Here’s a pretty how-de-do

© Tim Wilcock