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Money Money Money (in the Offshore World)

An updated version of the ABBA number

I work all night, I work all day

On schemes I know will pay their way

What a cad!

I keep them under wraps you see

Hidden from the HMRC

Is that bad?

In my dreams, my bold tax plan

Will make me a wealthy man

Some people think it’s all a scam

Not so me, I don’t give a damn

Money, money, money

With Appleby

In the offshore world

Money, money, money

Out the country

In the offshore world

Aha-ahaaa

All the tax that I save

Now I’ve sent all of my money

To the offshore world

To the offshore world

A tangled web, I weave and spin

That I can hide my money in

I’m so bad!

In UK colonies I find

Opacity brings peace of mind

Makes me glad!

As I deceive, no trace I leave

You innocents are so naive

My tax bounty I’ll soon receive

My just rewards, I do believe

Money, money, money

With Appleby

In the offshore world

Money, money, money

Out the country

In the offshore world

Aha-ahaaa

All the tax that I save

Now I’ve sent all of my money

To the offshore world

To the offshore world

©Tim Wilcock