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Nellie the Elephant (President Trump updated)

Tim has updated his Nellie the Elephant to take account of Trump’s first 100 days in the White House. Luckily, most of his grand plans have come to nothing so far

 

 

 

 

 

Such a shame, you voters must take the blame

Electing the pearly toothed candidate

Whose Tweets ran his campaign

Now this man, coiffed and oh, so vain

Don’t give a damn, if his grand plan

Flushes immigrants down the drain

 

How did America manage to get

Such a chump in the White House

There he is, look, Tweeting old Trump

Tweet, Trump, Tweet

This racist, misogynist has the hump

With Syrians, blacks and wasters

There he is, look, Tweeting old Trump

Tweet, Trump, Tweet.

 

Day by day, he’s locking them all away

He’ll build a wall that’s really tall

To keep those wops at bay

Fake news Tweets, he thinks this is OK

And America first means things get worse

If you ain’t in his US of A

 

How did America manage to get

Such a chump in the White House

There he is, look, Tweeting old Trump

Tweet, Trump, Tweet

This racist, misogynist has the hump

With Syrians, blacks and wasters

There he is, look, Tweeting old Trump

Tweet, Trump, Tweet.

When Putin comes a-calling, they’ll both go off and play

Stuff what Merkel wants, will be their response

As they send her on her way

 

Trump the irascible now holds sway

In the global political circus

Four more years means this I fear

It’ll end in tears!