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NEW: Mrs Brisket updated

Noel Coward’s ditty updated again post-Brexit

 

Oh dear, Mrs Brisket
We’ve gone and voted for a Brexit
Sturgeon’s cross
She’s at a loss
About the UK she doesn’t give a toss
Lords have rebelled
Tory peers expelled
And Corbyn’s been called a dimwit
The pound’s worth less
And we’re in such a mess
Oh dear, Mrs Brisket
Oh dear, Mrs Brisket
We’ve gone and voted for a Brexit
The Act is passed
We’ll be out real fast
Our destiny ours to control at last
The drawbridge raised
Merkel’s looking dazed
But it’s gonna be a really hard exit
Out on our ear
No free trade, I fear
Oh dear, Mrs Brisket
Oh dear, Mrs Brisket
We’ve gone and voted for a Brexit
We’re on our own
And we can’t moan
If no-one wants to be our friend we’ll be alone
Voters went mad
Now things look bad
And there’s nothing we can do to fix it
We’ve shut Europe’s door
French vacances no more
Au revoir, Mrs Brisket