To the tune of “Three Little Maid” from The Mikado. Instead of costumes we held masks of three notable Europhobes: Boris Johnson, Nigel Farage, and HM the Queen
Three little Europhobes are we
We’ll take a Brexit happily
An end to this Euro spending spree
Three little Europhobes
One’s had enough of these Eurocrats
And all their meaningless dictats
Let’s put an end to all of that
Three little Europhobes
Three Europhobes who are right contrary
Of David’s deal we are quite wary
Boris to us is a lot less scary
Three little Europhobes!
Three little Europhobes!
No more expensive gravy train
No more laws that are such a pain
That is the thrust of our campaign
Three little Europhobes!
Sovereignty will be one’s at last
Closing our borders good and fast
Leaving those migrants quite aghast
Three little Europhobes!
Three little Europhobes!
Three Europhobes who are really scary
And really odd like Julian Clary
Three Europhobes who are quite contrary
Three little Europhobes!
Three little Europhobes!
© Tim Wilcock