{"id":556,"date":"2018-01-21T16:50:33","date_gmt":"2018-01-21T16:50:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twomoronnies.carlops.net\/?page_id=556"},"modified":"2018-01-21T16:50:33","modified_gmt":"2018-01-21T16:50:33","slug":"money-money-money-in-the-offshore-world","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/twomoronnies.carlops.net\/?page_id=556","title":{"rendered":"Money Money Money (in the Offshore World)"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>An updated version of the ABBA number<\/h4>\n<h4>I work all night, I work all day<\/h4>\n<h4>On schemes I know will pay their way<\/h4>\n<h4>What a cad!<\/h4>\n<h4>I keep them under wraps you see<\/h4>\n<h4>Hidden from the HMRC<\/h4>\n<h4>Is that bad?<\/h4>\n<h4>In my dreams, my bold tax plan<\/h4>\n<h4>Will make me a wealthy man<\/h4>\n<h4>Some people think it\u2019s all a scam<\/h4>\n<h4>Not so me, I don\u2019t give a damn<\/h4>\n<h4>Money, money, money<\/h4>\n<h4>With Appleby<\/h4>\n<h4>In the offshore world<\/h4>\n<h4>Money, money, money<\/h4>\n<h4>Out the country<\/h4>\n<h4>In the offshore world<\/h4>\n<h4>Aha-ahaaa<\/h4>\n<h4>All the tax that I save<\/h4>\n<h4>Now I\u2019ve sent all of my money<\/h4>\n<h4>To the offshore world<\/h4>\n<h4>To the offshore world<\/h4>\n<h4>A tangled web, I weave and spin<\/h4>\n<h4>That I can hide my money in<\/h4>\n<h4>I\u2019m so bad!<\/h4>\n<h4>In UK colonies I find<\/h4>\n<h4>Opacity brings peace of mind<\/h4>\n<h4>Makes me glad!<\/h4>\n<h4>As I deceive, no trace I leave<\/h4>\n<h4>You innocents are so naive<\/h4>\n<h4>My tax bounty I\u2019ll soon receive<\/h4>\n<h4>My just rewards, I do believe<\/h4>\n<h4>Money, money, money<\/h4>\n<h4>With Appleby<\/h4>\n<h4>In the offshore world<\/h4>\n<h4>Money, money, money<\/h4>\n<h4>Out the country<\/h4>\n<h4>In the offshore world<\/h4>\n<h4>Aha-ahaaa<\/h4>\n<h4>All the tax that I save<\/h4>\n<h4>Now I\u2019ve sent all of my money<\/h4>\n<h4>To the offshore world<\/h4>\n<h4>To the offshore world<\/h4>\n<p>\u00a9Tim Wilcock<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An updated version of the ABBA number I work all night, I work all day On schemes I know will&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":122,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-556","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/twomoronnies.carlops.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/twomoronnies.carlops.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/twomoronnies.carlops.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twomoronnies.carlops.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twomoronnies.carlops.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/twomoronnies.carlops.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/556\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twomoronnies.carlops.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/122"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/twomoronnies.carlops.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twomoronnies.carlops.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twomoronnies.carlops.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}