{"id":285,"date":"2015-10-15T21:50:09","date_gmt":"2015-10-15T21:50:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twomoronnies.carlops.net\/?page_id=285"},"modified":"2015-10-15T21:50:09","modified_gmt":"2015-10-15T21:50:09","slug":"hey-farage","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/twomoronnies.carlops.net\/?page_id=285","title":{"rendered":"Hey Farage!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What to say about Nigel Farage? He&#8217;s almost beyond satire.\u00a0 An English name pronounce as if it were French, and a German wife&#8230;.well<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twomoronnies.carlops.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/0120-Nigel-Farage-1-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-287 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/twomoronnies.carlops.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/0120-Nigel-Farage-1-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"0120-Nigel-Farage\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"http:\/\/twomoronnies.carlops.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/0120-Nigel-Farage-1-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/twomoronnies.carlops.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/0120-Nigel-Farage-1-1024x682.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/twomoronnies.carlops.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/0120-Nigel-Farage-1-768x511.jpg 768w, http:\/\/twomoronnies.carlops.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/0120-Nigel-Farage-1-1536x1023.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/twomoronnies.carlops.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/0120-Nigel-Farage-1-2048x1364.jpg 2048w, http:\/\/twomoronnies.carlops.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/0120-Nigel-Farage-1-400x266.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>When I was just a candidate<br \/>\nI asked my agent<br \/>\n\u201cWho shall I be?<br \/>\nPlain Nigel Farridge, common as muck?<br \/>\nHere&#8217;s what he said to me:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSay Farage \u2013 Farage!<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s got a nice ring, y&#8217;agree<br \/>\nIt sounds a bit French, you see<br \/>\nSay Farage, Farage<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll be great, you&#8217;ll see<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twomoronnies.carlops.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_2702-small-1-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-226 alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/twomoronnies.carlops.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_2702-small-1-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_2702-small\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/twomoronnies.carlops.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_2702-small-1-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/twomoronnies.carlops.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_2702-small-1.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>When I became an MEP<br \/>\nI asked my lover<br \/>\n\u201cHow will it be?<br \/>\nWill I ever hear English, spoken on trains?\u201d<br \/>\nHere&#8217;s what she said to me (Mein Liebchen&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>[Annie enters &#8211; in horned helmet- to the tune of Ride of the Valkyries]<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Ach Farage Farage<br \/>\nWas auch immer sein wird, wird sein<br \/>\nDie Zukunft ist nicht unsere zu sehen<br \/>\nAch Farage Farage<br \/>\nWas sein wird, wird sein<\/p>\n<p>When I came up to Edinburgh<br \/>\nThe punters booed me (&#8230;.Yes!)<br \/>\nI had to hide (I had to hide&#8230; in a pub)<br \/>\nI asked the landlord \u201cWhat&#8217;s going on?\u201d<br \/>\nHere&#8217;s what he said to me:&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh Farage, Farage<br \/>\nWe don&#8217;t want your sort, you see<br \/>\nWe don&#8217;t want U\u00adK\u00adI\u00adP<br \/>\nOh Farage, Farage<br \/>\nUKIP away from me<\/p>\n<p>Now that election time is here<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll tell the voters<br \/>\n\u201cHere&#8217;s what I see&#8230;<br \/>\n\u201cHordes of Rumanians, day after day\u201d<br \/>\nAnd here&#8217;s what they&#8217;ll say to me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHail Farage, Farage<br \/>\nOur future is plain to see<br \/>\nLead us to our Destiny<br \/>\nHail Farage, Farage<br \/>\nUKIP and liberty\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh Farage, Farage<br \/>\nOur future is plain to see<br \/>\nLead us to our Destiny<br \/>\nHail Farage, Farage\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>At this point Annie comes in dressed as a nurse a white coat and leads &#8220;Nigel&#8221; off<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 Les Morss<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What to say about Nigel Farage? 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